Make up your mind then!

I noticed some slightly conflicting headlines on the BBC site a few days ago, at the time when there was a lot of faffing around in Japan over the future of Shinzo Abe (now ex-PM):

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Administrative layers

I saw this ad in the paper the other day, and it made me doubt the sanity of the human race a little (especially those responsible for recruitment).

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It's really no surprise to read that the unfortunate candidate would be responsible for 'general office administration'.